Rachel, 22. Married to my best friend. Fur Momma. Truebie. Currently making ovarian cysts. This is where I dump my brain.
  • phils-mum-and-llama-placentas:

    bangtidyniall:

    I HEAR THOSE SLEIGH BELLS JINGLING

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    RING TING TINGLING TOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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    COME ON IT’S LOVELY WEATHER

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    FOR A SLEIGH RIDE TOGETHER WITH YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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    IT’S STARTED

    (Source: breakfastburritosattiffanys, via sexdrugsandparenting)

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  • Anonymous asked : Hi! I'm 18 yrs old and just graduated from high school. I saw that my local CVS is looking for a Pharmacy Technician Trainee / Pharmacy Service Associate and I was wondering if you could expand on that and explain what that would be like and what I should be expecting.-- I currently work at a Papa Johns so I've dealt with angry customers in a fast pace environment under stress

    countby5s:

    I’ll just say that the pressure of getting the right topping on the right pizza is nothing compared the pressure of making sure the right drugs get put in the right bottle. 

    Sorry, but

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    Btw, if you want a real answer, I’ll answer it privately. No anon messages. 

    THIS MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD 

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  • glowfirst:

    10. Baby shower invitations now hold the same appeal as an emergency root canal.

    9. You get livid when your husband masturbates during your fertile window.

    8. Your iPhone’s camera roll is filled with pictures of ovulation tests. Taken through multiple filters.

    7. When you see a glass of apple…

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